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Alternative Taglines Or my attempt at being funny.

Well. This blog is titled “THIS BLOG IS DEAD”. WordPress lets you put a tagline beneath it. And the thing is, you Have to be witty or it’s not worth it. So, thanks Obama!

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However, I take a challenge like Indian Politicians tackle national issues. First they create hype, then they blame everyone else, and finally they try to make a half-hearted attempt at solving it. So these are mine:

THIS BLOG IS DEAD

#1: Just like Batman’s parents. 

Yeah, I went there. I’m heartless.

#2: Just like this blogger’s sense of humor.

Damn, this should have been an obvious first. I really am losing it.

#3: Just like yo mama!

Things took a dark turn here so I decided to stop.

#4: Just like its blogger’s hopes and dreams. 

Well, we knew I was depressed. So I chose this. But I keep thinking…

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Why aren’t there any posts on this blog?

For the new readers (hahaha As if): Well, I finally lost it.

For the old readers( hahaha as if): You knew it was coming.

I used to watch Two and A Half Men, you know back when Charlie Sheen didn’t have any tiger blood in him and Jake Harper was cute, oh and Jon Cryer had hair. So in a particular episode, fuck it, I’m not transcribing, what are pictures/memes for anyway?

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My dilemma is, I’m not particularly fond of alcohol. So I’ll do it manually. Beginning with this blog.

There were posts here, there might be new ones after this. The thing is, I have no fucks to give.

This, my friends, is a breakdown.

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Goodnight.