Alternative Taglines Or my attempt at being funny.

Well. This blog is titled “THIS BLOG IS DEAD”. WordPress lets you put a tagline beneath it. And the thing is, you Have to be witty or it’s not worth it. So, thanks Obama!

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However, I take a challenge like Indian Politicians tackle national issues. First they create hype, then they blame everyone else, and finally they try to make a half-hearted attempt at solving it. So these are mine:

THIS BLOG IS DEAD

#1: Just like Batman’s parents. 

Yeah, I went there. I’m heartless.

#2: Just like this blogger’s sense of humor.

Damn, this should have been an obvious first. I really am losing it.

#3: Just like yo mama!

Things took a dark turn here so I decided to stop.

#4: Just like its blogger’s hopes and dreams. 

Well, we knew I was depressed. So I chose this. But I keep thinking…

qbzyi

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To the man in the pink slip

To the man in the pink slip in the metro, You were wearing a pink slip, jeans, rouge and a matching pink lipstick. You were merrily singing along to songs with your earphones plugged in. “Next station is noida city centre” As you moved towards the doors, the horde of people (mostly consisting of young men) […]

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